Cut their rations in half. Trade the other half with the silver robot at pier 29 for parking meter change. When no one's looking, go to the fountain at Sir Charles Blake hotel and "trade," if you know what I mean, your stack for theirs.

Then go to Sol Food in San Rafael. Oh M Gee dude. I can hardly type now.

Fuck I get homesick sometimes.

Best Puerto Rican food. Even finer than the finest dining in Puerto Rico.