I'm from California in case anyone tuned in is unaware so, pay attention, we know everything.

Fact—funniest thing about those flags is their Chinese origin.

NYC, not NY, is the one I say the rest of America isn't that dirty! when I hear someone's visiting the states for the first time and stopping in NYC. Syringes n shit are hardly even noticeable in upper Manhattan.

..full of black and Latino people

WTF south are you talking about?!? Funny. Find a black dude in Tennessee or Kentucky or West Virginia or Texas or N/C, S/C or... and he's either a cop or a lost tourist passing through.

Seriously, do you have a passport? Have you ever possessed a passport?

I walked across Lake Michigan once. Skipped rocks across it before, too, but the time it was frozen. Like frozen frozen, as far as you could see. Didn't make it that far. Pura had on converse and tiny little ankle socks—brrr!!

Ankle socks - February... California's the SHIT!!