It's Probably Just Me

I should probably collect more possessions.

Everywhere I go there's aisles and aisles and more aisles, row after row of them. They're stacked on top of each other floor to ceiling with shelving and Pringle's, picture frames and magnets and...

Shopping carts are 3-wide out there, they can't get enough of it.

I should probably get my own walls.

Then I could get a BBQ grill and invite neighbors and strangers over for a swim and grilled shrimp. Everyone I know and don't know would know my address and Pura could invite her 30 something year old friends over to lay out and swim and...

I could repaint them when paint's on sale. Switch all the plastic receptacle covers to stainless steel covers like hospitals.

I should probably have a garage there.

Then we could get a second vehicle to park in it, a truck. We'll drive separate vehicles like people who don't like each other have separate bedrooms or not and just use one for pleasure and the truck to transport sod and mulch and paint and scaffold and...

I'll build cabinets to hang in the garage at eye level so we're not bending at the waist to store stuff we don't have room for inside.

I should probably build a fence around it.

A six foot tall security fence made of fiberglass so it lasts longer than me. I'll energize the top perimeter so if anyone tries climbing it they'll have 15kv DC across their teeth and they'll scream and get the dogs attention and they'll bark their heads off and nobody gets over the fence and...

We'll have two gates, one in front, one in back. Both will be keyed and only we have the pin.

I should probably install surveillance equipment.

Cameras around the house and around the property, one on top of each motion sensor activated security light. One at the gate for deliveries and each door, especially the front. A monitor in each room synced to our phones for viewing and low voltage data for intercom and a Beware Of Dog sign and...

We could have supplies and meals delivered. Clothing, magnets, whatever we want and never leave again.

I should probably barricade the doors and windows or not and hop .¸¸.•´` somewhere else.