Damn, girl! You're going up fast.

Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in 20 minutes. Meet me in the parking

You should post this in the football subforum instead. That's what it is for.

Pretty minimal changes, really.

Que hermoso poema.

Congratulations man. May a 100 more follow.

Damn, this baseball game is done every year to stenghten and improve bipartisanship in congress. It's crazy someone would just decide to target a charity even like this one. According to Rand Pau, the

Group A advancing teams (2): Portugal and Russia Group B advancing teams (2): Chile and Germany Finalists (2): Portugal and Chile Champion (1): Portugal Tiebreaker: 48 goals

Looks nice but the hell is that black thing? It looks like parts of a shredded thrash bag...

Sorry mate, gotta be honest. That looks like shit. Not trying to be mean. Just saying... you need more practice, pal.

I see. Damned poles. Also, kurwa... I mean thank you. I quite like my username as well.

Nice pictures. And that pizza looks great... except for the tomato. What's up with that lol?