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dailyxkcd

2018-05-19 17:36

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Detail

2031: Google defends the swiveling roof-mounted scanning electron microscopes on its Street View cars, saying they 'don't reveal anything that couldn't be seen by any pedestrian scanning your house with

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dailyxkcd

2018-04-24 22:30

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Rubber Sheet

It IS about physics. It ALL is. Source:

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2018-04-24 09:00

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Number of Computers

Number of Computers

They try to pad their numbers in the annual reports by counting Galileo's redundant systems as multiple computers, but they're falling behind badly either way. Source:

dailyxkcd

2018-04-23 09:00

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City Nicknames

This place has so many demonyms. Northlanders. Fair Folk. Honey Barons. Lake Dwellers. Treasurers. Swamp Watchers. Dream Farmers. Wellfolk. Rockeaters. Forgotten Royals. Remote Clients. Barrow-Clerks.

dailyxkcd

2018-04-22 09:00

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Ages

Every age: "I'm glad I'm not the clueless person I was five years ago, but now I don't want to get any older." Source:

dailyxkcd

2018-04-21 22:30

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Ears

My theory is that most humans have been colonized with alien mind-control slugs that hold the earbuds for them, and the ones who can't wear earbuds are the only surviving free ones. Source:

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2018-04-21 09:00

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So It Has Come To This

So It Has Come To This

'Come to what?' 'You. Me. This moment.' Source:

dailyxkcd

2018-04-20 22:30

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ContextBot

If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying everything they can without revealing classified military information, the internet gets way more exciting. Source:

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2018-04-20 09:00

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xkcloud

dailyxkcd

2018-04-19 22:30

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Flowchart

The way out is to use the marker you have to add a box that says 'get a marker' to the line between you and 'start', then add a 'no' line from the trap box to 'end'. Source:

dailyxkcd

2018-04-19 09:00

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Irony

It's commonly known that too much perspective can be a downer. Source:

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2018-04-18 09:00

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Turn Signals

I'm not very good at meeting people. Source:

dailyxkcd

2018-04-17 22:30

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Defensive Profile

NO DRAMA ZONE -> If I've made you sad, you'd better not tell me, because I am TERRIFIED of that situation and have NO IDEA how to handle it. Source:

dailyxkcd

2018-04-17 09:00

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Podium

BREAKING: Senator's bold pro-podium stand leads to primary challenge from prescriptivist base. Source:

dailyxkcd

2018-04-16 22:30

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Sunrise

Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise. I feel like I should have a guitar or something. Source:

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2018-04-16 09:00

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Skins

There's Livejournal drama between those who want to wear human suits over fursuits and those who just take off the fursuits. Source:

dailyxkcd

2018-04-15 22:30

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Robotic Garage

But listen, if getting your car out from under the pile is REALLY important to you, we do have an axe you can borrow. Source:

dailyxkcd

2018-04-14 22:30

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Inflection

"Or maybe, because we're suddenly having so many conversations through written text, we'll start relying MORE on altered spelling to indicate meaning!" "Wat." Source:

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2018-04-14 09:00

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The Sake of Argument

The Sake of Argument

'It's not actually ... it's a DEVICE for EXPLORING a PLAUSIBLE REALITY that's not the one we're in, to gain a broader understanding about it.' 'oh, like a boat!' '...' 'Just for the sake of argument, we

dailyxkcd

2018-04-13 22:30

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Linguistics Club

Linguistics Club

If that's too easy, you could try joining Tautology Club, which meets on the date of the Tautology Club meeting. Source: