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The blond studied hard before going to the mechanic to avoid getting ripped off. So she knew it was a good deal when the mechanic sold her the turn-signal fluid.
The blond studied hard before going to the mechanic to avoid getting ripped off. So she knew it was a good deal when the mechanic sold her the turn-signal fluid.
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Who's smarter a dolphin that evades human capture and has to hunt for food in the wild, or the one that gets caught and gets his food thrown to him everyday?
Who's smarter a dolphin that evades human capture and has to hunt for food in the wild, or the one that gets caught and gets his food thrown to him everyday?
3 hours passed since I left for an errand and returned and my blond girlfriend was still staring at the orange juice container. I said what on earth are you doing? She said the container says 'concentrate'
3 hours passed since I left for an errand and returned and my blond girlfriend was still staring at the orange juice container. I said what on earth are you doing? She said the container says 'concentrate'
“MAYDAY MAYDAY! We're going down!” the helicopter pilot screamed. “What happened?!” shouted the control tower. The blond pilot yelled back “It was getting cold so I turned the fan off!”
“MAYDAY MAYDAY! We're going down!” the helicopter pilot screamed. “What happened?!” shouted the control tower. The blond pilot yelled back “It was getting cold so I turned the fan off!”
When I was young I had this rare disease that the only way I could survive was eating dirt 3 times a day. I'm still happy my older brother knew how to fix this disease.
When I was young I had this rare disease that the only way I could survive was eating dirt 3 times a day. I'm still happy my older brother knew how to fix this disease.
Sometimes it's difficult explaining adult things to children. I told my 4 year old son it's perfectly normal to poop your pants, but he still is laughing at me.
Sometimes it's difficult explaining adult things to children. I told my 4 year old son it's perfectly normal to poop your pants, but he still is laughing at me.