Oxford University did something horrible, exposing what a sexist place that they are! Oh, #InternationalWomensDay they made this woman clean some graffiti off the steps of a building - and how DARE THEY DO SUCH A THING!
Don't they know that defacing property is just fine, as long as it's in support of woman!
Don't they know that you can't have a woman clean on a day like this!
Why, they need to give this woman a promotion! It's about time that she made CEO - perhaps they should even make her leader of the University over this horrible misunderstanding, give her the reparations that she deserves!
For those idiots that couldn't tell, that was prime sarcasm.
