God did not put me here to tell young women that they are out of control or to help them get into a 12 step program. But I did text this to Maria Rose Calhoun today:
This is what you do Maria Rose Calhoun. Get a note pad and write it down so you will know what you will do next.
- Stop drinking
- Get drunk
- Start screaming
- Get naked
- Scream more
- Drop things on the ground
- Rub your boobs on me picking up stuff from the ground
- Make me watch a music video on your phone
- Dance like a prostitute hooker and make me keep my eyes on your phone
- Scream at me to get out of your bedroom
- Ask me to come in your bedroom room to look as something
- Decide to stop drinking
That is your 12 step plan!
