Hi and nice comparison! We should invest in some Jamaican property that's for sure!
I live in Europe, on the Spanish island of Mallorca. Houses here go for a premium compared to the mainland but still cheaper than northern Europe. You can have the finca (thats how we call small cottage style house) 2x bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a swimming pool and 1000m2 land for a 450.000€ (thats about a half a million) If you trow in 2.5 bitcoin you can keep the furniture, equipment and an electric step :)