I admire your persistence and patience (I can't even bear to continue reading more of that "wet blanket power" - don't have the patience or the time). You're definitely doing the right thing and thank you so much for your efforts. My "reality check" response fell on deaf ears, but was nonetheless very revealing and worth taking note of. In my opinion, what you are proposing is a key step forward that we must take, it's in our own best interests, and we must press forward in spite of whatever resistance that may arise, no matter how great (or small) it may be. A big thumb's up!
RE: Hive API Node for under $750 - Hive can scale at very low cost.