Thank you life!
Thank you for allowing me to work in a dream industry for a couple years while allowing me to safely transition back into a professional career.
Thank you for dropping me off a cliff onto a trampoline that stretched far down enough to launch me onto a mountain.
Let go on Monday and hired on Thursday with a 40%+ salary increase!
I feel valued and I want to thank you by doing my damned best work ever!
Thank you life.