I used to have a brown pillow once, I loved to sleep on it and lay on it, lick it and all that, you know. But something horrible happened to it later on in life . . .
My friends Princess Lenorka and Dj Arctica pissed on it, I think, or maybe it was just Fartax?! Who knows?! Definitely not me, because I wasn't there, I didn't see anything, but they are known to be dirty pissers that piss on stuff when they're pissed.
But anyway, there used to be a brown pill once, it is no more.