Licking My Own Fur

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SLRP, SLRP!

What is one thing that you can do to make sure every day is a great one? Yes, yes, child, it is licking yourself. Why licking is good?

  • Well, first off you get clean, and make sure you don't smell like them dogs, that always have a stinky aura following them around.
  • Next, is you remove the excess fur off your coat. You can of course use a lent roller, but licking is much easier, plus you don't have to spend money on one.
  • Another convenient thing is that you can kill some time while waiting on those giants to fill your food bowl.
  • It is calming and relaxing. It is like meditation; get comfortable, close your eyes, maybe purr a bit, and lick, lick, lick, lick away. Ahhh!