BAD pickle pizza day? You ask. Yes, BADcoin has pizza day, just like Bitcoin. Bitcoin pizza day is May 22, BADcoin pizza day is May 25.
It's a long, long, story two years in the making, and it begins like this:
Once upon a time, there was a little cactus cowboy. He got very little respect and was actually mistaken to be a pickle!
But, he became a legend.
Things were going well for the little cactus guy. Then, one day changed him.
After a hot day of lumberjacking, the little cactus guy ambled into a saloon to wet his whistle. He bellied up to the bar...ordered a lemonade freeze with a slice of mango. And a pizza, with pickles on it. The bartender slid it down. Even had a little pink umbrella in it.
The little cactus guy was dumbstruck. He froze, mouth wide open with a mango slice dangling out the side. He dribbled the lemonade freeze down his chest. It stains, by the way.
And, then, a dark shady looking character walked up to the cactus guy.
A conversation followed.
Dark shady looking character: You're stainin' yourself, boy.
Cactus: Huh?
Dark shady looking character: You got lemon-mango spritz all over your shirt.
Cactus: I do?
Bartender: Here's your pizza, sir.
Dark shady looking character: Pickles? You can't put pickles on pizza.
Cactus: I just did. [An argument followed with flawless logic.]
Dark shady looking character: And don't you play dumb with me. I see you gawkin' at my girl. [He flicks the mango slice right out of the cactus guy's mouth.]
Cactus: [Keeps his cool, nods politely.]
< A staredown ensued. >
There was tension.
[Cactus thought he saw the dark shady character guy flinch. Just a tiny twitch.]
[The cactus guy decided he'd be the bigger man and just walk away.]
[And then he said it.]
Dark shady looking character: She's my girl.
[Cactus turned to cooly face the dark shady looking character. Squinted his eyes a bit. Then did what had to be done.]
Tomorrow, the cactus guy might tell his version of that day.
BADcoin pickle pizza day is coming. 5/25/2021
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