I'm serious! Your post is the perfect example of ready to be made into a proposal and considered separately. This is literally at the heart of Hive and the whole point of finding a balance between all of the opinions on what Hive needs to look like.
Lots of people, including @gtg and others are looking for these, above and beyond the starting groups. I would love to send you a couple bucks anyways, and do the thing. It's not about what makes people happy- that's WHY there's a vote. There are a LOT of different opinions and many want some people to get some, many want no people to get some, many want maybe one person, and some want everyone to go away. Consensus can't always seek happiness, but balance and a general sense of what the most people can agree on. That's what voting is for. Let's do it! DM me if you want, but otherwise, don't be surprised if you see "Hive Secondary Airdrop: For @ForeverAverage" appear, pointing back to that post. :)
RE: Hive Secondary Airdrop: For Individual Voters