I'm so serious about this. I've wanted to do a totally tongue in cheek dudeoir sesh for years now. If you're anywhere near me, I will get to you and do a completely free, fully professional shoot— all your photos culled into a set complete with editing and an online gallery so you may share (or not) as you please. I don't imagine I'll get any takers but a total perv very serious photography professional can dream, anyhow.