If they put Ceca in the reader, then Aca Lukas should go to the chemistry textbook Ako su Cecu stavili u čitanku, onda bi Aca Lukas trebalo da ide u udžbenik hemije

ENG He invited the Pirocan guests to fame. During lunch, a woman asks: • Husband, when will he chick? • Wait, your wife, she still has a meze. After a while, the woman asks again: • Husband, when will

ENG Milojko and Javorka agree on a holiday, so Javorka asks: • What do you think Milojko, what is better for your health, going to the sea or the mountain? Milojko answered: • For my health, it would be

ENG He goes to the bear's grocery store and asks: Do you have 1kg of blueberries? -medved says he does not. And so the next 3 days. Day 5 bunny again asks: Do you have 1kg of blueberries? Bear says: -You

ENG He called the horse's ass to the guests. He came to ass and looks at all trophies and medals. says horse: all of you are madmen from the competition and from the Olympic Games. He is very impressed

Childhood is over when the mom stops to hide sweets, a Dad starts to hide brandy Detinstvo je završeno kada mama prestane da krije slatkiše, a tata počne da krije rakiju

They showed the babies how to cry Skype I told the kids this is good all day You can have guests and you do not have to cook coffee Pokazali babi kako se kolristi Skajp -Jaoo deco što je ovo dobro, ceo

Hi guys, Again my son and I are in action. This time my son came to perfection in making pudding. Now he showed his skills and his creativity in decorating. The boy shows great interest in the culinary.

Hi buddies, Here's a strange insect, which I have not seen before. Zdravo drugari, Evo jednog čudnog insekta, kog nisam video ranije.

You're silent and watching ... Believe it or not, you get more answers than when you ask a question! Ćutiš i posmatraš... Verovali ili ne, dobiješ više odgovora nego kad postaviš pitanje !

U školi, učiteljica pita Pericu: • Perice, nabroj mi pet stvari koje sadrže mleko. • Učiteljice, ovako: sir, kajmak, puter i babine dve krave! Učiteljica pita Pericu: • Šta znaš o starim rimljanima? •

The most trusted man's friend is a dog. It has long been said by someone who has a dog, and this can be confirmed for sure. Najverniji čovekov prijatelj je pas. To je davno neko rekao a ko ima psa, taj

Žali se Perica mami: • Mama, svi mi kažu da imam velike noge. • Nemaš, sine. Ajde sad idi ostavi patike u garažu, pa dođi da ručaš.

Majka pita Pericu: • Perice sine, kako je bilo na takmičenju iz gramatike? • Neznam!

Pita Perica tatu: • Tata, tata, a koliko košta venčanje? • Ne znam, sine, ja svoje još uvek otplaćujem!

My son and I are back in action. This time we prepared soups with Chinese spices and noodles, cucumber salad, instead of bread we used leaf dough and made it in bakers say "snail with cheese",

Na sudu, sudija propituje Zemunca : Kad si već uzeo zlatan nakit, zašto nisi uzeo i 2000eura koji su bili u drugoj fioci ? Zemunac: Joj bre sudija, nemoj i ti, dosta mi je što me ceo Zemun zajebava.

Brate, šta ćeš ako ti sin postane sveštenik? -Pa šta? Neka postane?!? Pa onda ćeš morati da ga zoveš ,,oče"...

Došao Pericin tata u školu, pa pita učiteljicu: • Gospođo, kako to da moj Perica ima sve jedinice, pa nije valjda toliko glup? Učiteljica će na to: • Čujte, gospodine, da je vaš sin dolazio u školu onoliko

Perica pita majku: • Mama, reci mi kada i gde si me poslednji put prebila?! • Zašto? • Ma, učiteljica traži da joj donesemo potvrdu o prebivalištu ..