Hahahahhahaha I laughed so hard lol.. Screw you, get your own BTC. That was a good one. But kids have a way of getting to you and I suspect that they will squeeze the last ounce of satoshi out of you haha. Who knows how you will be when you'll get old. Maybe a bit more mellow and soft.
Internet is a great gift if we use it wisely. I remember how excited I got when I discovered it. Now kids at 3 yr old are bored with it lol. Funny how life changes and what we have found extraordinary is now a norm