My nick is the crazy monster and I will introduce myself in the next blog, if people cares about it. My english is not perfect, but i believe, that everybody understands me. If you dont understand, you

Charlie is cooking a dinner a he finds out that he has no potatoes. He has an idea that Jerry , who lives at fifth floor, will give him some. So he goes there and at second floor he says to himself: Jerry

Grandfather and grandson go fishing. Grandpa takes a beer a opens it and grandson asks him: "Hey grandpa, may I have also one beer?" Granny says: "It depands... Can you touch your ass with