John Fetterman stands atop a mind-boggling precipice of oratory class in US government.
He is a United States senator, yet he makes Joe Biden sound like Shakespeare. In this short speech, you can tell his handler spoon feeding what are called "words" into his "brain". After a "word" goes into his "ear", he proceeds to move those letter things out the opening that is his uh, his mouth.
He fails to make sense in his barely-passable micro speech, uses made up words like "beal", "Agrigation" and for a moment appears to forget what a "state" is. He is in fact on an Agriculture Committee, not an Agrigation Committee:
I realize the reason his speech was so short is because, like a sea clam, there is not much to discover here about John's political career and standing. But he joins the ranks of the highly esteemed Vice President Kamala Harris, who recently discovered community banks are for -- wait for it -- the community!
Wow, thanks Sesame Street!!
Rest assured, John, Kamala and Joe Biden are just the beginning of great things to come.
More than probable, the US policy maker pool will devolve into Tik Tok-style NPC, word salad campaigns, chiefly generated by low rank Artificial Intelligence language models.
