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Corybral Cortex
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Music, art, generic blabbering and more! Expect lots of variety. Currently doing a post per day for the year
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2018-01-03 08:01
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corybralcortex
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2018-12-14 09:03
209 - Smash Bros
I swear, half my deaths in the game are from cases like this where I get distracted. Aside from that though, the new Smash Bros seems quite fun, and definitely has a lot of new stuff!
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corybralcortex
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2018-12-13 08:04
208 - Distinction
Of course, if you're properly doing either of these, odds are you've got better things to do than worry about your choice of words.
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corybralcortex
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2018-12-12 09:07
207 - Christmas Gifts
Now to spend a bunch of money on fancy paper, high-quality pencils and excessive amounts of wrapping paper so I can effectively prove how above consumerism I am...
corybralcortex
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2018-12-11 07:43
206 - Woodshop Injuries
I've lost blood to tiny scratches on the corners of boards than I've lost to every machine in the shop combined. Currently I've got one on my index finger that makes it uncomfortable (but not impossible)
corybralcortex
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2018-12-10 09:20
205 - Fax Machine
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put down my cellular phone and use a drawing tablet to create a digital comic to post to the world wide web. Maybe after that you can teach me about those
corybralcortex
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2018-12-09 07:43
204 - Audio and Video
Most of the time, I'm at one of the two extremes. It's more common to have nothing to watch OR listen to than it is to have both.
corybralcortex
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2018-12-08 09:18
203 - Phone Keyboard
Admittedly, all my custom words are either arbitrarily capitalised words from usernames, or things ending in -cord to denote a Discord group, but still. If I lose the few things I do have, there's just
corybralcortex
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2018-12-07 09:27
201 - Language Learning
I've spent my whole life in a bilingual country, and everything has both French and English labels, yet I didn't know until today that egg nog is called hen milk. I can understand where the term comes
corybralcortex
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2018-12-06 09:31
201 - Statistics
Superstitious person: "I must be unlucky today. I'll try again tomorrow"
corybralcortex
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2018-12-05 07:59
200 - Coordination
If you're ambidextrous, and don't have a nondominant hand, just find somebody who does. Then, when they spend a few minutes failing to do whatever task, you can sit and laugh at them.
corybralcortex
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2018-12-04 07:50
199 - Gift Horse
"I mean, really. Why would anyone gift you a horse except to kill you with a disguised basilisk?"
corybralcortex
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2018-12-03 07:45
198 - Apples and Potatoes
I suppose the idea is, if you plug your nose, you rely solely on taste and not on smell. If you do this and taste a piece of apple, it just tastes slightly less strong; if you try it with a potato, it
corybralcortex
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2018-12-02 08:55
197 - Cat Attention
Cats are actually very smart- they figure out how distracting they can be before you start getting upset with them, and constantly stay exactly at that limit.
corybralcortex
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2018-12-01 08:52
196 - Twitter Challenges
It seems I've recently become attached to month-long daily post challenges. I wonder if I'll ever be crazy enough to do one for a whole year...
corybralcortex
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2018-11-30 08:07
195 - Envelope
I can't figure out how to open an envelope that takes 3 steps. I don't know who decided I'm legally an adult, but clearly they haven't seen me face anything like this.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-29 08:53
194 - Pleistocene
"Wait! Come back! I can tell you the story of the apes that became bipedal and learned to make machines that are smarter than them!"
corybralcortex
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2018-11-28 08:10
193 - Hogwarts Express
Of course, there's magic at play here. Normally, one Imperial Platform is actually closer to 0.983 Metric Platforms, so it should really be 958.425 centiplatforms.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-27 09:08
192 - Apple Juice
I must have had 750mL of the stuff. I really need to work on my drinking problem...
corybralcortex
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2018-11-26 08:26
191 - Behind Your Back
It just doesn't make sense. If you're facing a wall, the wall isn't behind you. But if your back is facing a wall, then the wall is behind your back. Somebody needs to email whoever invented English and
corybralcortex
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2018-11-25 08:47
190 - Hand Contents
"No, no, I meant what are you holding?" "Oh, yeah, I did too."
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