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Corybral Cortex
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Music, art, generic blabbering and more! Expect lots of variety. Currently doing a post per day for the year
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2018-01-03 08:01
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corybralcortex
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2019-01-16 07:43
228 - Bowl Of Spaghetti
Actually, recent studies show that spaghetti contains more nutrients than the bowl containing it, though many are still skeptical.
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corybralcortex
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2019-01-03 09:11
227 - Day Off
I hate when I get through an entire conversation before finding out it was a set-up for a very meta comic...
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corybralcortex
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2019-01-01 09:57
Day 365 - Conclusion
Hey again everyone! Man, it's been a while since I've done a proper blog like this. It's January 1st, 2019 as I write this, which means as of now I've officially done a post for every day of 2018 (just
corybralcortex
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2018-12-31 09:25
226 - After Midnight
If you miss your chance to say this the day before, you can always go with "I haven't showered in a whole year". If you're lucky, someone will point out your wording, which is when you get them
corybralcortex
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2018-12-30 10:19
225 - Astrochemistry
I was told that neutron stars are what happens when a star is so dense that the protons and electrons fuse to form neutrons. By this logic, neutron stars are just very big sky isotopes. Notes: I didn't
corybralcortex
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2018-12-29 09:22
224 - Lying
Alternative for adult: "You live alone, who else would eat them? And why are you making such a big deal out of cookies?"
corybralcortex
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2018-12-28 07:47
223 - Chicken Bites
A crate with 1024 pieces of buffalo chicken would be impressive, but a Buffalo Chicken Gigabite would contain 1,073,741,824 individual pieces of food.
corybralcortex
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2018-12-27 09:25
222 - Wrong
Of course, I don't understand quantum teleportation either. But at least they're wrong about something.
corybralcortex
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2018-12-26 07:41
221 - Perspective
"Oh yeah? Well Pluto's so self-conscious, it had to put up a giant sign with its name on it!"
corybralcortex
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2018-12-25 08:12
220 - Santa
In fact, I remember meeting Santa at the local mall as a kid, but I've never even seen the Queen in person. Are we sure we're doubting the existence of the right people?
corybralcortex
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2018-12-24 09:00
219 - Peer Pressure
It's like telling people "Ignore this advice". There's no proper resolution to it.
corybralcortex
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2018-12-23 08:47
218 - Christmas Lists
You can't just get presents for half the people in a community, because if anyone finds out, the other half will be upset!
corybralcortex
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2018-12-22 08:35
217 - Problems With Video Making
These are only the things limiting my motivation. That aside, the amount of "real" problems they cause is basically the opposite of this chart.
corybralcortex
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2018-12-21 08:16
216 - Sick Days
"But being sick still gives you an excuse not to talk to people!" "You're right- so I don't have to keep talking to you."
corybralcortex
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2018-12-20 08:01
215 - Vertical Video
I vote, if people don't stop using vertical videos, all videos should be shown being the height of a horizontal video within a screen, within a drawing of a phone, within a drawing panel, within a comic,
corybralcortex
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2018-12-19 06:33
214 - Early Access
"Oh, okay. And after those few years they release the full version?" "Hahahahahahaha no."
corybralcortex
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2018-12-18 05:29
213 - Temperature
You can say "both" when referring to around -40, or anything over a few thousand. If somebody asks about any number below 0, say "Kelvin".
corybralcortex
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2018-12-17 08:50
212 - Memory Prompts
It's amazing how sometimes the smallest details make the difference between remembering something and not having a clue
corybralcortex
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2018-12-16 08:01
211 - Dinosaurs
But it's okay. A 13 metre long dinosaur wouldn't be much worse than a 13 metre bird, and those don't exist, so they must not be scary at all.
corybralcortex
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2018-12-15 08:58
210 - Scary Noises
There are two schools of thought when you hear a weird noise while outside alone at night. Either you average out how scary it is and treat it accordingly, or you simply treat it as the highest level of
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