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Corybral Cortex
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Music, art, generic blabbering and more! Expect lots of variety. Currently doing a post per day for the year
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2018-01-03 08:01
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corybralcortex
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2018-11-24 08:30
189 - Eagles
Nothing against Americans of course- they can celebrate their country all they like- but as a Canadian, it's my civic duty to poke fun at them for it.
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corybralcortex
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2018-11-23 08:09
188 - Opinions
The most controversial way to describe anything: "It was like pineapple on pizza. Take that as you will."
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corybralcortex
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2018-11-22 08:29
187 - Sweeping
I (very briefly) considered doing this as a joke before cleaning it back up myself, but I realised wasting that much time usually isn't a good quality for employees.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-21 08:24
186 - Night Vision
As a kid, I always figure night vision was just a Hollywood trope, and wouldn't actually work in real life. I was a very skeptical child.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-20 07:57
183 - Fahrenheit
"30F is hot?? Oh, right, you're still Canadian."
corybralcortex
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2018-11-19 08:13
183 - Poorly Executed
You can tell they haven't been executed properly since we're still haunted by their ghosts to this day, complaining about what they could have been had things been done right.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-18 08:41
183 - Knock Knock
If you bring a person up in front of a crowd, there's a fair chance they won't be able to think of a response under the pressure. If they can think of one, they've bested you as a comedian, and you have
corybralcortex
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2018-11-17 08:32
182 - Centre of Mass
Of course, getting in to that bed would be much harder, but I've often wondered if it would be worth it to make mornings easier.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-16 08:11
181 - Anagrams
2045: Just when fans think it's over, Toby Fox releases ELATED RUN, a simplistic platformer game featuring a smiley face as the protagonist.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-15 08:01
180 - Murder Ghost
I don't imagine murderous creepy pasta ghosts have much time to socialise, since their victims are presumably meant to be asleep. It's just like meeting Santa, but with less cookies and more homicide.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-14 07:57
179 - Definitions
These are all official definitions used by modern physicists. If you ever see them defined in other ways, especially with more technical-sounding wording, scribble them out and replace them with these.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-13 08:11
178 - Aim
It's a bit weird, really- I only watch movies when other people invite me to, then I spend the entire time making bad jokes. I'm surprised I'm invited as often as I am.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-12 08:56
177 - About Me
You can write the words even bigger if the next category is "Favourite 60's horror film including Boris Karloff", but for some reason that isn't common on about me pages lately.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-11 08:42
176 - Saying Nothing
I get the sentiment, that you shouldn't say rude things if you can help it, but in a lot of cases saying nothing is arguably worse than saying something not entirely positive.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-10 08:03
175 - Controversial
Of course, it's near impossible to prove something true scientifically, so technically you can claim that these are up for debate still. But there is a point where topics should stop being debated by
corybralcortex
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2018-11-09 08:37
174 - Minesweeper
Logically speaking, there has to be a limit to how quickly I can physically beat a game of Minesweeper. Every record I set is just my best estimation as to what that limit is.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-08 07:49
173 - Shopping
I hate the mindset of having to buy everybody presents for Christmas, whether or not they want them, but at the same time I realise it's cruel to only buy presents for some people and not others. Usually
corybralcortex
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2018-11-07 09:01
172 - Science Branches
I like to imagine there are miniature scientists within my brain, and whenever my knowledge of one science conflicts with another, they have a little duel. Or at least, I did when I was half asleep this
corybralcortex
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2018-11-06 08:07
171 - Gouda
Gouda has actually become one of my favourite cheeses lately, but I still stand by the blatant refusal to make this pun. It's just too cheesy of a joke for my taste.
corybralcortex
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2018-11-05 08:54
170 - Post-Halloween
I swear there's a conspiracy to release all the most interesting Halloween-related content on Halloween day, when everyone is distracted. Then, everyone is forced to spend another week catching up with
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