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Corybral Cortex
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Music, art, generic blabbering and more! Expect lots of variety. Currently doing a post per day for the year
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corybralcortex
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2018-10-15 08:00
149 - Earworms
I don't know if there's a way out of this, but there are countless ways in. More often than not I'll wake up with a song already stuck in my head.
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corybralcortex
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2018-10-14 07:42
148 - Double Negative
It's easy to imagine a product being advertised as being, say, "fireproof". Advertising the opposite tends to be much wordier.
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corybralcortex
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2018-10-13 07:44
147 - Date
"I guess now you know how to make food to cheer you up when your date's inevitably a failure though!"
corybralcortex
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2018-10-12 07:20
146 - Sunflower Seeds
I have a friend who regularly mocks me for eating as many sunflower seeds as I do. I'll sure show her, though, when I switch over to pumpkin seeds for the 2 weeks before Halloween
corybralcortex
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2018-10-11 07:25
145 - SIM Cards
"Maybe it'll come back when it stops ringing?"
corybralcortex
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2018-10-10 06:52
144 - Chips
Usually I'm good at translating between British and American English, but very specific cases like this make me doubt myself
corybralcortex
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2018-10-09 07:12
143 - Chocoholic
I firmly believe that any word ending in "-ol" is chemically an alcohol. There aren't many common ones though, so it doesn't come up often.
corybralcortex
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2018-10-08 07:02
142 - Glass
If it's completely empty, you may be in a vacuum. Or just thirsty. Or both.
corybralcortex
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2018-10-07 07:10
141 - Blocked
"But what about the people who put up with being relentlessly sent awful puns?" Those people deserve to stay.
corybralcortex
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2018-10-06 07:02
140 - Screws
Honestly, I have no clue how that box opened up. We'd have noticed if it was open in the store, but they're so tough it couldn't have just been from sitting in my pocket.
corybralcortex
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2018-10-05 07:14
139 - Venus and Mars
I mean, hot climates have higher populations of venomous animals, mosquitoes and tourists. An acidic atmosphere is nothing compared to the tourists.
corybralcortex
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2018-10-04 07:13
138 - Halloween Spirit
The only two things with more Halloween spirit than temporary usernames are temporary avatars and pumpkin-shaped cookies.
corybralcortex
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2018-10-03 07:37
137 - Ages
It's kinda funny how most of the detail is around my age. I wonder if that will continue as I get to be older...
corybralcortex
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2018-10-02 06:13
136 - French Fries vs Ketchup
As delicious as they are, I often avoid foods with dips included, as I can never seem to get the right ratio to make the dip last without wasting any.
corybralcortex
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2018-10-01 07:36
135 - Bathroom
If you do this in juuust the right tone, you can almost always convince people to let you go first. It's probably best not to do to the same person too many times though.
corybralcortex
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2018-09-30 05:58
134 - Fingers
I've heard it said that most people, if they had to choose a finger to lose, would choose their left pinky finger. Personally, I'd choose my right ring finger- as shown here, it doesn't do much (and it's
corybralcortex
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2018-09-29 07:15
133 - Correlation
"This is how Gordon Ramsay makes cupcakes-" "And he got injured and had to stop playing football!"
corybralcortex
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2018-09-28 05:45
132 - Trolley Problem
The vast majority of situations that relate to the trolley problem involve trolleys. I think it's a very simple solution.
corybralcortex
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2018-09-27 06:39
131 - Chords
I don't know why, but if there's one thing I could never do, it's playing chords. I can never remember what notes are in them, and moving my fingers into position fast enough causes me an inexplicable
corybralcortex
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2018-09-27 06:19
130 - Eyes
Saying "Nobody has gone in my room and misbehaved" is like saying "I've never taught anyone to play oboe who didn't then become famous for it". It sounds impressive, until you realise
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