Say what you will, watching that show was a very enjoyable experience. There were about 4 of us in a Discord voice chat in a constant state of confusion and shock.

I don't have a source to back me up, but I'm willing to bet that water kills more people per year than chlorine gas, which was previously used as a chemical weapon.

It's been 3 days since I installed it. I still don't understand how 75% of the features work- though I have figured out how to send and reply to messages.

"I'm sure they'll be interested. After that, maybe I'll go tell some dead warriors' ghosts, or maybe some dragons"

"I've been playing for a little while" "...you mean 12 hours?"

"At least it went better than the math teacher's field trip..."

Not an exaggeration. I couldn't sleep last night, so I resorted to exercise. (it didn't work, but it's probably a good thing to do regardless)

About 3 in 4 times, I figure out what song it is and manage to change it enough to justify calling it my own. 1 in 4 times I can't figure it out, and just hope it never comes up.

Of course, there are only 2 swears in that line. I will randomly censor other words while reading, just to be safe.

It's almost worth learning to play, just so you can regularly have this conversation.

As the old saying goes, "the difference between a flawed, obsolete theory explaining the transmission of diseases and a valid medical diagnosis is a space and some spelling changes." It's not

It isn't exaggerating to say I would eat around 10 oranges a day around Christmas most years. Fortunately, my current consumption of plums is closer to 4 per day.

"Can you just tell me who the band is?" "I'm pretty sure it's not The Band either..."

Of course, it wasn't until years later that the addictive properties of tomatoes were discovered. I don't know that I've ever gone a week without spaghetti, lasagna, pizza, or some other tomato sauce-based

There's a thing with tabletops, where either all characters are too generic (like the human), or too far-fetched (like the cyclops). There never seems to be a middle ground.

If it isn't clear, I recently watched Gravity Falls with my brother. It was very enjoyable, but I can't stop wishing there was more...

To get a shock value of 10, a show needs to start off like a children's show, then turn to a GoT-like show a few seasons in.

Of course, there will be some people that see this and go "But 4/5 people there ARE wrong!". If this is you, just don't bother.

I don't actually know whether this is true or not, but I honestly hope it is.

Let's be honest here- mornings in general tend not to be enjoyable.