If it's a jean jacket, or the jacket has no sleeves, move it another few inches to the right.

Weeks seem to be passing in no time, but individual days just last forever.

Of course, it's possible (but unlikely) that I just struggle with biology.

I'll never understand the claims that video games cause violence. If anything, they provide violent people an outlet that doesn't harm anyone in the real world.

This is also true if you somehow confuse exclamation marks with the symbol for the number one.

To see the time traveller's perspective, read the panels in the following order: 1, 5, 6, 2, 3, 4

I get that newly introduced characters in action shows need to be strong enough to compete against pre-existing ones without the excessive training montages, but it raises the question- are the old characters

Notice how there are multiple ways in (I've only shown a few of many), but no real ways out.

I do complain a lot, but honestly it's all half-joking. Even when I do have problems like these, I tend to enjoy whatever I was doing regardless.

I've never seen a FPS community so accepting of friendly players. Earlier today, we managed to stack around 7 people on top of a dispenser.

I don't speak Dutch, and have no significant amount of Dutch ancestry. I really have no business knowing that song. (For the record, I know the dance too)

I don't think society is really a cult following a celebrity. I think it's a collection of cults following a multitude of celebrities, to varying degrees.

And, most of all, my tendency to start sentences with 'and', despite that being grammatically incorrect.

The second panel is very unrealistic- my desk isn't nearly that clean.

This happens almost every day. The other days I don't go outside until it's dark out.

If you think about it, programs like Skype are just audio accelerators and amplifiers. Also, I would strongly recommend you DON'T try to make a sound loud enough to be heard 4000km away.

Two of these examples actually came up in conversation within the past week.

Bonus points for anyone who can name the two songs in the 3rd panel (no cheating with Google!)

Sometimes, repeat the first couple of steps a few times before getting to the last one.

If it wasn't clear, the problem has since gone away. The rest is still true though.