You dirty dirty girl centuries-old woman.

Who is this Pink Princess????? Does she/he/do they live in Oregon or do I have to go on another one of those goddamn fucking road trips to climb some goddam fucking mountain and yes I used two different damn dams because I like them both? I had a pink tutu when I was a little girl. If I still had it I could wear it on the hike, if PP thought that was appropriate.

I am looking for a wilderness buddy. Has to be the right fit, though. Like my tutu was.
I miss that thing.

That's my third thought.