how to ship a goose across the globe

How should I compose this post? Should I start with this picture?

Or this one?

And oh yeah what about words. All that filler stuff that goes in between the pictures. If I don't pad the pictures with enough words they might get broken in transit as they fly across the internets and into the screen-scorched retinas of all my beloved readers picture-looker-atters.

I suppose I could compose a poetic prose of packing peanuts. Babble a little about bubble wrap and the natural alliteration of corrugated cardboard boxes. A couple of styrofoam corners wouldn't hurt, either, so long as I get them in there eloquently enough. Don't want to damage the product.

If that doesn't work I can always write this out by hand, look it over, and make a disgusted grunt. If I repeat the process a few times the resulting wads of crumpled paper should provide adequate padding for transport. It's not like anything we're shipping here is particularly fragile.

Except maybe my ego.

_{Does this goose have teeth?!}

_{I'm losing my mind.}

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