Go duck yourself.

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My name is Anna and I am an asshole.
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Ok, so I'm not really an asshole. More like a jerk. I was annoyed that my new zoom lens was undeliverable because other jerks who had their less-important amazon packages delivered to the hub lockers hadn't picked up their shit yet and there was no locker available for my shit. Which means I didn't get to go bonkers with the extreeeeeeme closeup baby crow eyeball photos today like I wanted.
Instead Pilot and I sulked over to the duck pond where I proceeded to throw pebbles into the water to make the ducks think I was feeding them so they would come over and I could take pictures of them with my tired old 300mm lens.
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I mean, at least I'm kind of good with what I have.
But duck eyeballs just don't cut it.
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Light was polite, though. Showed up. Did nice things.
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This guy is smiling. Or laughing, probably. Laughing at my misery over having to wait for some material object to arrive so I can ascribe more false meaning to my life. Laughing because he knows the true meaning of life, and that's eat, sleep, preen, make a shitload of babies, and chase girls around the pond.
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I'm not so down with the make a shitload of babies part, but I could see myself chasing girls around the pond if only Jeri Ryan or the bartender from the bar across the street were there.
I don't want to talk about my relationship with eating and sleeping right now.
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But, you know, life goes on and shit.
Might as well duck around while I have the free time. Duck off. Duck and cover. Suck a bag of ducks. Ducktor Doolittle. Don't push your duck.
Lucky duck.
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Don't push your lucky duck.
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That's just ducky.
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And thus concludes my duckload.
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Ima duck out, now.


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