Nope.
Not hungry.
I don't want to eat that. Absolutely not.
It's not good for me, and, honestly (since we're being very honest here), it doesn't even taste good. It never did. I just lied to myself to make myself believe it tasted good because I was afraid if I admitted that I didn't like it you would take it away and I would starve.
Yeah, I definitely don't want to eat that.
I don't know why I just looked in the box.
Not appetizing. Take it away. I said take it away!
And did I mention I'm allergic?
Yep.
For sure allergic. One bite and I'll start heaving and retching and relapsing into all those old habits that almost got me killed.
That shit's like poison to me.
Sweet, succulent poison.
Close the box.
Take it away.
Take it away or I'll dump the whole thing in the toilet and make you clean up the mess when we find out it doesn't flush and neither did I last time I took a shit in there.
Angry?
No, I'm not angry. Why would I be angry because of one tiny and totally innocent reminder that this unfortifying empty crap nonsense exists? It's not like it sent me into a whirlwind of nostalgic cravings for everything I used to lie to myself about just because I wanted comfort food.
It's not like one glimpse of sweetie pie face god bless america fuck you and the cream pudding you rode in on turned on that reminder of how fun it was to do all those bad things that help every lost soul find that rock bottom of the ice cream pint they've been looking for their whole life.
Not angry at all!
I'm fine.
Just.
Could you please.
Take your pasty cream filled pastries.
And get.the.fuck.out.of.my.head.
Thanks.*
Hey, buddy, whatchu got there, a peanut?
Yeah, bitch, I got a peanut.
This is my peanut.
Fuck the fuck off.
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