They say birthday comes once in a year and they bring certain emotions and memories but I say wine is the best cure for birthdays,its amazing how this simple lovely liquid sinks and soothes the soul .Don't get me wrong,am not an alcoholic,I only drink two times in a year,on my birthday and when its not my birthday.Growing up,we were thought men are like fine wine,as they improve with age,scratch that....Me as an person,I say,I improve with wine.
So it happened on my 26th birthday,17th of july some decades ago,I and some friends decided to go relax and enjoy my birthday at a dancehall.Just came in from work,and just joined them disobeying the old saying "dine before you wine".
Went to the club had a number of shots and not quite long reality began to look too shitty and funny to me.We partied hard and eventually headed home after we have ensured that we were all drunk.But the fact was that,even my drunkness could not covert the hunger pangs I was feeling at that time,so I hurriedly went to the kitchen and macrowaved a toast.
After a long day and night of drinking and sleeping I woke
up in bed and went to grab my phone, it
wasn't there,but there was a piece of toast in its place(I tried to remember where last I used it,but to no avail,now,i must teach here that it is said that as you get older 3 things happen:the first is that your memory goes,I can't remember the other two). After looking around the house
for the phone I found it, in the microwave
covered in melted cheese.This incidence still cracks me till date.lol