I wanted to come to the States

Don't let the riffraff scare you away, besides, we've got a front row seat at the Shitshow saved just for you!

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is all just the opening act. Wait until after the midterms, if those go as poorly for the regime as it seems they will, that's when the real fireworks start. Thus far, he's had a compliant congress and been able to maintain a charade of normal order, when that goes out the window is when things get truly unhinged.

Don't worry though, this is a country with more guns than people, what could possibly go wrong with that much freedom and security?