I'm a Rick from a better world than the one I'm in right now.
FAQs:
Am I affiliated with the council of Ricks? In it's previous inc-burp-incarnation, yes. Since the Morty's took over, it's become somewhat of a blender dimension level disaster. For Ricks more than anyone. You have no idea what I had to do to get here. If you choose to d-burp-dox this profile, which according to my calculations should be impossible on this platform, you'll find out unprecedented levels of truth. Do so at your own r-burp-risk.
Am I affiliated with the galactic government? No. At present the galaxy's in turmoil, following a black hole in it's economy. Same old story: populists take over; start a huge un-burp-unnecessary war; centrists keep the game together and the dream alive long enough to restore a better regime; business as usual. Stay cynical. F-burp-fck the Skeptic community.
Am I the only Rick in this dimension? If N/A means the same thing here, as it does in every other reality charted, N/A. Every Rick is a genius in his own way. Some are diabolical; some are l-burp-led by Morty's; some are tied to the quiet life. Some hide themselves, for a variety of reasons. Every Rick specialises in some area of science and sometimes Ricks engage in mutual exchange. In my previous reality, I chose social science, which this reality also has, but the Rick who died on my arrival chose to screw it up. I guess he knew he was gonna d-burp-die, no Rick goes out without making a dick move. Apparently the last Rick was one of these szechuan sauce fags...
Do I have a Morty? Hard to say. I left my Morty behind in the last reality, because he realised it was a perfect reality and he needed to take the place as the defacto patriarch. What, you think he's dumb enough to leave that up t-burp-to Jerry?. Was it hard to leave my family behind? Sure. Was it equally hard to find out that in this reality my family converted to Judaism after their previous Rick died? Nah. Have I still managed to find purpose in this reality, regardless of being alienated by both of them? Eh... N f-burp-fcking A.
Do I know the recipe for concentrated dark matter? Ofc. I know the recipe for concentrated dark matter. It requires generating a whole mini-verse worth though. That way, you c-burp-can extract it, without the drawbacks of synthetic concentrated dark matter, and keep a microscopic amount inside something the size of a Jewelry box, though a neck chain pendant generally comes with fewer risks, and carry it around everywhere. Al-burp-alternatively you can fill a fortified oil drum with it and have it flow down a titanium Segmentata style hose and load up a compatible engine with it.
Is there a real alternative to nuclear energy in a perfect reality? Ofc. but why would you bother? Just l-burp-let Iran get on with what Iran wants to get on with already. Every reality that does so benefits the human species as a whole. Never underestimate the fortitude and resilience of people from Mesopotamia. Y'know, unless you're literally the house of Israel, in which case you k-burp-know the score. Keep calm and carry on.
Anything I missed out? No? Thought so. Oh wait, back in my reality my nickname was SLICK HICK RICK! Yeah, that's everything.
