In the show Cops, 95% of people incriminate themselves. It's very intuitive when they say "This is your last chance to make sure things go okay for you." to listen and obey. In reality, it's

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Damn, Carlton had that one in the chamber

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Now you need to set up a permanent camera there to catch all the fans trying to recreate the scene.

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"She's been trained to attack a bad endings" How is Conan so quick?

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This will inevitably break into a gun conversation but I just want point out that several pro gun people laugh at civilian open carry. All it does is make you a target to both law enforcement and criminals

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"Babe I bought you some Bose headphones" What an idiot.

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Just in case anyone is wondering; clothes do dry even in cold weather. Sublimation, yo.

Did you seal it?

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Midsommar vibes