"Jerry why didn't you hug Kesha?"

"I just didn't feel like hugging! Why are people so upset?"

"Just don't feel like hugging Jerry? Jerry if someone asks you for a hug you say yes, it's a common courtesy."

"Why does that have to be the common courtesy? How come not asking for hugs isn't the common courtesy?"

"Who's gonna say no to a hug?"

"I am! I'm saying no! Just because someone asks for a hug you have to hug them?"

"It's the least you could do!"

"So anyone that asks for a hug, I am now obligated to hug. The hug is now compulsory. I have no say in choosing to hug or not to hug."