NDJT 2: Teasing ke? Whining ni.

Howdy Steemians,

This is the part every participant would thank the organisers and try to give an epic intro bla bla. Lol. Biko, lets spare each other some boredom and get straight to @mimy NDJT2 contest.

At what age did you have your first kiss?

Jeez, please don't remind me. I didn't know she had atoms of garlic in her mouth. I threw up right after the kiss. My nickname officially became "Kiss 'n' Throw" at age 14.

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

Don't mind Keziah – my cute blue eyes primary school crush. She said if we lick the same lollipop I would have her blue eyes. Then she gifted me the N5 lollipop she just tasted. My brother and sisters, I don't know maybe my mirror is faulty, but I'm yet to have blue eyes.

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner?

I read some participants saying stuff like "The most expensive gift I’ve received isn’t material, but her/his heart and attention, story story, story". Lol. Mine was a Sea-Dweller Rolex Wrist watch. Anytime I'm super pissed at an employee, viewing the wrist watch can almost make me promote them.

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.

I know it is not my business, but c’mon ladies, assuming you’re Breast, I doubt you would love been caged in Federal Prison of Brassiere.

Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

Simple. Wrist watch. #Whispers# They don't know I use hair brush.

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

If I don't put "God fearing woman" as top of the list, some would label me "Devil's Ambassador to Africa". I actually adore "Brains" above all things. I'm not just saying the cliché, I mean it 100%.

What would you do with one million naira?

Give to my Ex.
Lol. I'm actually serious. She's starting a fashion company and I would love to invest in her start-up. Trust me, she's freaking good at what she does.
Now I'm starting to feel emotions. Oh mehn, I’m beginning to miss her. #In-Tears#

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

#Breathes-Down#. This is a tough choice. Should I pick a virgin that has only Korean movie sex experience? OR Non-virgin that would be complaining I didn't go up to 7 rounds.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on Steemit.

#Walks-Through-Steemit-Assembly-Ground#

#Looks-At-Ladies-Line#
Head girl ( @ogoowinner ) come out.
Assistant Head Girl ( @mimy ) fall out too.
Health Prefect ( @sussan ) we're waiting for you.

#Looks-At-Guys-Line#
@amec @destinysaid @ewosu I'm calling you three out because you've had sex the LEAST. Lol

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

After my prayer to God, I was on bed reading my bible when my Ex Love came in the room suggesting sex, then I gave her the “suck away” reaction. lol

What virtue do you think is your greatest?

The ability to help people transit from one phase of their life to another. Some call it mentoring, others call it training. I call it Coaching.

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

I wasn't on Steemit then. Because it was Mango season and... well, you know the rest.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

Lol. The name got me cracking. It reveals our African funny use of words – so good at elongating everything. What's wrong if the theme was named "Teasing you from everywhere”? That's how my cousin was describing how a soldier beat up a civilian. Her words were "Na so the soldier give am kpom, gbosha, kpasa, gba, tah..."

Ehen, three gbosa to @ehiboss @ogoowinner and @destinysaid for supporting @mimy contest.