If I were sitting at a football match and saw a cheerleader shitting all over her colleagues it would be love at first sight. I mean that's exactly the kind of shenanigans I would be up to if I were to gender swap and be a girl. Monty Piton's "I fart in your general direction" is way to tame and old school for serious shit lovers like myself. You either go big or you go home.
If your Monday what shitty I hope this helps, it sure made me giggle like a school girl. Besides, the saying goes that you should fight fire with fire, why not shit days with shitty memes. I'm sure that's sound logic.
Or we could take the blue pill and pretend that she just spilled the coffee she was juggling at the same time. It certainly looks like a brown liquid to me. This version of reality could be an elegant way out for my squeamish friends, if they will still be my friends after this :P