You know what I haven't ranted on about during my illustrious blockchain clowning career ? How sucky mornings are. No matter if you've slept well or not, or if you have become one with the bed during the night, there is always that moment when you open your eyes and realize you have to feel crappy for like an hour until you wake up for real. And that's the best case scenario, because if you're like me and coffee it's similar to anxiety in a bottle then you can't use humankind's most accepted drug and you may have to feel tired and shit for the entire day. Being an adult is very fun sometimes.
Of course mornings do have their perks, for example waking up with a good old stiffy that can make things much more interesting. Unless you're forever alone, because in that case you have to make your own fun, like pressing elevator buttons.