Splinterlands is the place to be,
where your cards are owned and the transactions free.
We don't rely on our hammers and sickles-
and won't hesitate to smack you with our pickles.
We have powerful kitties that hit their mark-
and hot goth mommies like Lira the Dark.
Come one, come all, and give us a look,
just don't forget to grab a spell book!