One day I overheard my neighbour's son of about 3 years old interacting with his heavily pregnant mum.
The conversation goes thus:
Boy: Mum where's my ball.
Mum: I don't know where u kept it.
Boy: .......but mum your tummy is big, is my ball in there?
Mum: my love, your ball is somewhere else and what I have in here is my baby.
Boy: what! mum how come you have a baby in your tummy. Is the baby wicked?
Mum: No honey.
Boy: is he cool?
Mum: yes honey.
Boy: is he not handsome, I mean is he scary?
Mum: he's handsome honey, not scary.
Boy: .......then why did you swallow him?
Mum: Burst into laughter.
I REMEMBER TODAY ALL THE PREGNANT WOMEN; MAY YOU DELIVER SAFELY.