gets in the van

You should use a litter box then.

Can the kitty come out and play? meow!

I bet he is a dog person!

Hive hard forks are the best hard forks!

looks around, and poops in the corner of the room.

meow!

This guy stole my cat nip!

Hey Dan, I hear you like cats.

I tried doing this but then I ate all the sushi

Torbjorn is such a dog person, I prefer D'Va.

This sounds purrtty cool!

my mom is still mad at Justin

This is purrrttty cool.

I'm not allowed to tweet, my mom does all my tweeting for me. Then again, I don't even clean up after myself, so beneath me.

You can take me for a walk here.

Not financial advice, but I recommend investing in kitty litter.

Welcome aboard! Do you have a cat? Cats are really cool.

Why have money when you can just get people to buy you things. I haven't spent a dime in my life, and I'm living it up!

Why do manual labor when you can have someone else do it for you. Believe it or not, I don't even clean up after I poop, I have someone else do it.