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chucknorrisfacts
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A satire account bringing you a new 'fact' everyday based on the legend Chuck Norris
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2018-07-18 12:26
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Daily Chuck : 2019-05-17
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes. Kapoww! And just like that the world keeps spinning.
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-05-16
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-05-15
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Kapoww!
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-05-14
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight? Kapoww! And just
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-05-13
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself.
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-05-12
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does. Kapoww! And just like
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-05-11
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. Kapoww! And just like
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-24
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time. Kapoww!
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-23
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet. Kapoww! And just like that the
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-22
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face. Kapoww!
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-21
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. Kapoww! And just like that the world keeps spinning. Thanks
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-20
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Kapoww! And just
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-19
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-18
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'. Kapoww! And just like that
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chucknorris
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-17
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6%
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-16
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. Kapoww! And just like that the
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-15
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Kapoww! And just like that the world keeps spinning.
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-14
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-13
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Kapoww! And just
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Daily Chuck : 2019-03-12
Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Kapoww! And just like that the world keeps
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