Impress your friends at the rehab clinic with these sure fire hits!
What's the difference between a musician and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? We have machines for that now.
How guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One and a thousand others to stand in the front row with their arms crossed saying "I could do that."
How many jazz musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and a hundred others to say they liked it better the old way.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One and they wait for the world to revolve around them.
How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Deadheads don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in the back of VW minibuses.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sigh..(rolls eyes) You don't know?
How do you get a guitar player to turn down? Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.
How do you get 2 guitarists to play counterpoint? Put the same piece of sheet music in front of them.
What do you call a trombonist with a pager? An optimist.
If you took the sound guy and the lighting guy and threw them out of a plane at 1000 feet which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?
How do you know when the drummer is knocking at your door? The knocking gets faster and he doesn't know when to come in.
How can you tell a musician is driving in the car ahead of you? By the pizza delivery sign on the roof.
What does a stripper do with her asshole before work? Drops him off at band practice.
Feel free to add your own in the comments. Ciao!
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