What do you call a driver that has never been in an accident ? Wreckless.

When I think about books, I touch my shelf.

A man walk into a bar. He ended up with a concussion.

How do robot says goodbye ? The use bye-nary.

Hi everybody !

I asked my wife which tie looked nicer, the red or the blue. She said it was a tie huhu #pewpew

Hey did u hear NASA found another planet? I know right it's out of this world huhu #pewpew

Mosquitoes suck huhu #pewpew

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure huhu #pewpew

What is the strongest day of the week? Saturday and Sunday, all the rest are week days huhu #pewpew

I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell in the sink huhu #pewpew

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy huhu #pewpew

The inventor of the USB stick has died. Thanks for the memory huhu #pewpew

Don't live backwards: It's evil huhu #pewpew

I know loads of jokes about cash machines, I just can't think of one atm huhu #pewpew

When I think about books... I touch my shelf huhu #pewpew

What did Micheal Jackson name his clothing store? Billie Jeans huhu #pewpew

Why did the can-crusher quit his job ? It was soda pressing huhu #pewpew #geddit?

My ex wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better #pewpew

Said hello to a guy with really small hands. What a micro-Wave huhu #pewpew