Allow me to introduce myself

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I have made a few posts that seemed to be a drop in the ocean, so I thought I would introduce myself. I am a business student that really is only passionate about making money and getting fucked up. I love chasing girls and getting drunk with my fraternity brothers. Although I am a raging alcoholic I maintain above a 3.5 GPA and have completed all my mandated community service hours.

I have a soft spot for animals, but not one for people. Like Daniel Day-Lewis​ said in my favorite movie, there will be blood, "I hate most people" Very true Mr. Day Lewis, very true. I am an educated straight white male so I am not allowed to be offended by anything that is not really offending.

I love BBQ and steak. I thought that was necessary for you to really understand me.

During my college career, ​I have had my fair share of strange (girls) that I have experienced​. I am a self-proclaimed​ "poon hawk". Disclaimer I do respect women. I was brought up by a single mother that taught me everything I know.

My ultimate goal is to make enough money where I can buy my mom a new house. And that's​ all you need to know.

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