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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero
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Sweeping legs and "fuck yeah! get him a body bag!"
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2017-06-24 01:28
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cellardoorzero
newbie
9y
I've got 99 followers, but a b!+ch ain't one?...
It's true... I've got 99 followers. Can't seem to break that 100 mark!!! It's also true that I would NOT consider any of my followers "bitches". (Full disclosure: I am NOT Jay-Z, nor did I take
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poetry
9y
Weasel.
I saw a shooting Star, I thought of You. The End
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question
9y
Can you get notifications when someone "follows" you?
...well, can you? If so, lemme in on the info.......please?
cellardoorzero
whale
9y
Ahoy minnows! I'm a whale!!!!
First and foremost, the last thing I'd like to do is to brag about myself... phew meow that THAT is out of the way.... it's true. I am a whale. Long story short; I can no longer fit into my skinny
cellardoorzero
drunk
9y
Things get weird when I'm drunk...
I have a history of getting smashed. I also have a history of sleep walking. One of my worst "memories" is getting drunk and ending up in one of my best friend's bed naked..I'm a guy, and he
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art
9y
Fucking rad!
@scarlet-rain is an artist that takes requests from followers. I requested for her to draw a scene depicting Rat Fink as a chef in diner, serving burned toast to a tourist cockroach.... here is the results!
cellardoorzero
adult
9y
My penis on a PDF file.... click on the link below
Well here it is in all of its glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......fucking pervert! .... you should be ashamed of yourself.
cellardoorzero
steemit
9y
Bitcoin, fitcoin, fuckcoin , cryptowhatever... blah blah blah....
Not here to earn money, this shit is just fun! Posting rando shit to rando people is SUPER liberating.... I don't understand the whole "cryptocurrency" thing.... if anyone wants to take the time
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music
9y
Top 5 albums..... or whatever.... music rocks my balls off.
My tops are (in no particular order): Pixies- surfer rosa Nick cave- murder ballads Talking Heads- '77 Beach Boys- Pet Sounds Tom Waits- Mule Variations These albums come to mind when I think of my
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poop
9y
I ate two and a half plums for breakfast :(
It's true... that's what I did this morning. I was also hungover. 1+1= two shits that I had to take at work. I hate shitting at work, I always have. Single stall, multi-stall... it matters not to me. I
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tragedy
9y
My hope for the "after life "....
I hope I get reunited with my one and only sister Melissa Ann... on a separate note; my father has been diagnosed with stage four cancer... My immediate family consists of : my mom, dad and sister, and
cellardoorzero
travel
9y
If I were a bird...
If I were a bird I'd fly from my location (southern California) To Greece ... maybe somewhere else, I dunno.... Where would YOU fly?
cellardoorzero
story
9y
This is refreshing!
It's really nice to post a blog knowing that my family and friends aren't going to see to (as opposed to Facebook)... I can be honest, because who the fuck cares?!? I don't know you, and you don't know
cellardoorzero
story
9y
Something I've ALWAYS wanted to ask a Russian...
When you see the end of Rocky IV , do you get pissed?
cellardoorzero
horror
9y
Horror movie suggestions please!
I'd like to find a horror movie that genuinely scares the shit out me. I am a kid of the eighties. The first horror movie that I remember watching was Stephen King's "Carrie". I was probably
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honest
9y
If I don't post a pic with my post?
Be honest, if you see a blog without a picture, are you less likely to actually click on it and read it?.... I kinda think I'm guilty of this...
cellardoorzero
newbie
9y
A little help for a newbie?... please?
Every time I get on steemit, I have to login, which I understand. ANY action after that requires me to login again.... example: if I want to "follow" someone I have to login again, if I want
cellardoorzero
liar
9y
Maybe I am or maybe I AM...but I'm really not.
Ever since I was young, people would ask me if I was Greek, or Persian, or "whatever" . I am 36 years old. Since I was 18, when someone asked me about my ethnicity, I would them that I am Italian.
cellardoorzero
introduceyourself
9y
Ahoy mates!!!
I kinda wanted to do a video blog as my intro, but I realized that I have NO idea how to do that... if I had the knowledge to do so, it'd go a little something like this:..... I'd be standing in front
