I'm working on it. Might be a year. I have three months of coding experience from a temp job a decade ago. MOMCOIN ICO! MOMhedgeFund.
Only useful for paying other people to do the rubbishy stuff I don't want to do anymore: laundry, cooking, dishes, mopping, wiping things, chauffeuring. UBERMOM with UBERCoin.
I call dibs on the idea. Hedge fund from donations of all cryptos converted to MOMCOIN to sponsor breaks for tired worn down mommas.