Donald Trump is going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay. Have you heard that one? I will pretend I'm The Donald and also give a short speech. Here goes: "My penis is two feet long (when erect)

Is anyone interested in surfing? I've been my whole life.

So, I've been giving a few tips to the Chinese tourists around here in Santa Barbara in an effort to help them fit in a little better. For example, we know cities are more crowded in China and when walking