Something tells me today is an important day but I can't figure it out. Let us check the calendar. Hmmm. Calendars are useless. If I knew what day it is I could maybe find out what the date is. Conversely, if I knew the date I could find the day. Maybe what I was doing a week ago would help. Fortunately, steemit will say "7 days ago" and ...
I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date. No time to say hello, goodbye, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. It's time for 
@artemisnorth -- Good evening to you my dear. Thank you for the sappy drivel war ... Oh crap. I see your sister here. I love her dearly, but the last time you made a big deal about 
@derosnec -- Nice first post for the tag. I know 
@apanamamama -- Much of what you do in your posts I have neither the time nor the skills to do. I can still appreciate what you and 
@metzli -- I don't know you or those you mention. Hmm. Not strictly true, I know the person behind 
@zen-art-- First and foremost, Many Happy Returns on your 100th birthday!!! What? Are you not that old? Sorry, I'll look again. Oops, that should be your 100th post. I must say, I was going to ask how you stay looking so young.
Even more important though is 75 days free of Facebook. If it's like smoking your lungs should already be turning a healthy pink. If it's like alcohol you'll be getting a chip soon I think. Whatever it's like you'll be saving water because you won't need to shower after every session.
One more thing I'd like to mention. "Keep your smile on." Of course. What else am I going to wear?
@theweaselswife -- You mentioned me and some of my Leo friends. I hope I speak for all of us when I say we forgive you for not posting and therefore not mentioning us last week. Please don't make a habit of it though.
NOW may I have a nap, Dear? Oh, thank you.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Catweasel
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?