Hello all! I'm just going to make an example post here to follow in the replies, or just in your own posts with the services tagged. I haven't seen anything of the sort around here.
snapchat: mr_lamppost
instagram: mrlamppost
twitter: caseyjoelparker
keybase: caseyjparker
reddit: caseyjparker
linkedin: caseyjparker
AND (I do not recommend you follow suit on this one, probably) cell - text only please - 2535768478